Wildlife Update

As I got into work today at about 6.50am, the first sight to greet my eyes was this little feller. This time there were other people around, so I managed to keep my wits about me rather than screaming the place down.

However, I did run around until I found a vacant chair which I stood on whilst pulling my trouser legs up.

I counted the legs (on the animal - the chair definitely had four) and managed to come to the conclusion that it was a spider.

A spider that took up the whole of the skirting board.

Approaching with extreme caution, I took a photo, then, remembering the importance of perspective, bravely placed a metre rule next to the arachnoid.

I'm sure there are far more impressive spiders in captivity, but this is surely the largest ever seen in the wild?

It scuttled away then to eat some children.

I'm hoping, as I'm sure you are, that I have something interesting to say tomorrow.

Currently feeling very tired and uninspired.