Mind The Gap - Punchline Competition

A recent article in the local paper told the story of a man in Poland who had been run over by a train.

He was ordered to pay compensation because he had caused delays to the service.

There must be a witty way to conclude this entry, but I can’t think of one at the moment, so I’ll have to “run over” a few ideas.

I’ll “sleeper” on it.

Maybe there’ll be “light at the end of the tunnel” tomorrow.

Etc.

Guest posting by Leslie Nielsen.