Implied Criticism

The choice quote from this evening's Premiership coverage:

Presenter: Birmingham seem to be having problems in front of goal this season...
Pundit: Yes, well, they bought Emile Heskey...


Heskey, just before he fell over. Again.

Actually, just heard one that's even better. Steve Bruce, the Birmingham manager, was apparently assaulted on Saturday morning when checking his daughter's car alarm. He had cuts and bruises all over his face. The "boys in the studio" obviously felt the need to comment, and the pundit said, with some authority:

"The only good thing you can say about this assault is that it wasn't football related."

The words just fall out of their mouths, don't they?

If you hear any ludicrous comments, do keep me informed.